Ways That You're Painfully Single

1. You're always the single one out of your friends

2. While everyone is texting people when your just hanging out you just scroll through Twitter or Instagram hoping for a text

3. When you finally get a text from someone your ecstatic until you realize it’s from your mom

4. Friends try to set you up with any single guy they know and they end up picking the strangest possible people

5. These same friends love to vicariously live through your stories saying they miss hooking up with random people. (YEP I bet you really miss kissing the guy with long hair and is cross-eyed)

6. You consider Netflix your current boyfriend if anyone asks

7. 5^th Wheel? No problem you know how to entertain yourself by then

8. You don’t even attempt to shave your legs anymore and right now they resemble more of a thorn bush then actual legs

9. The last time you went on a real date was a good three years ago

10.  You have a habit of only liking people with girlfriends

11.  Friends always say the reason you’re alone is because you are so picky

12. Your most popular hour when people text you is on the weekends after 12 a.m.

13. You don’t need to worry about eating clean and looking good all the time. BRING ON THE CARBS BABY!!